[The sound comes on with a small tap, as if something pecked the button with a tiny beak. There's some slight shuffling moving in different directions, like something small was circling the device, observing it.]

Puuuuuu?

[A bit of silence, and then, flapping noises]

PUUUUU~! P-Puupuupuup-puu!OI, Puu! How many times have I told you to leave the ( Read more... )

OI!

PEOPLE ON THE SIF!

( Cut for image! )

[The video feed comes on with a sudden jolt, as if the recording button had been smacked on by the sudden impact with the ground. The image bounces once or twice, before finally settling onto the ground at a rather skewed angle. If you tilt your head far enough, you can see a figure in a rather familiar green uniform, surrounded by some menacing ( Read more... )

[The feed flickers on, the scenery wobbling and shaking precariously for a moment or so, the sound distorted thanks to fingers fumbling over the microphone]

Dammit, who the hell thought it was a good idea to make this thing so goddamn complicated, anyway? I'm starting to miss the one Botan gave me, and that's a real issue considering it looked ( Read more... )

Oi, oi! I'm gonna go down to the planet like, tomorrow or somethin'. Heard it was pretty cool -- something about free candy? Who's been down there already?

Kuwabara! Kurama! Hiei! Yer all comin'!

[the video flips on as Yusuke deadpans into the video feed]

[finally, he holds up the remote]

[and points it at the TV in 3-2 and presses the button]

[there's a flick on the screen and then--]

[nothing happens! it goes back to being black]

Who the hell broke the Hot TV?

Hey, anyone up for a fight?

I ain't had a good one in too long.

I'm askin' again cause we got more new refugees, huhn? How many planets are dead now? 300? 400?

...So.

Who wants to buy a ray-gun?

I'll give discounts to anyone who can touch their elbow with their tongue and new kids on the block.

Speaking of--

Oi, new people! Who wants to spar? I ain't fought no one worth fighting in a while. I need to train!

[Yusuke is alone in his room, sitting on a brand new white mattress. It's about queensized. He places a glass of red wine that he got from the kitchen on the edge of the mattress and then heads over to the other edge of the mattress ( Read more... )

[the feed starts rolling, and it shows the room 3-2. everything looks...somewhat normal for a room as the guide turns slowly, but then it stops on a GIANT FUCKING FLATSCREEN TV. it's huge and sparkling and perfect.]

[Yusuke's voice cuts in as he puts the guide to the side and he comes into view]I replaced the old TV I broke, finally. This thing ( Read more... )